Archive for the ‘WTF!?’ Category

“If I told you what I want to do with that fight you guys would flip out, so we’ll see what happens.” — Dana White This was White’s comment when he was asked about the plan for BJ Penn at UFC 137 now that his opponent Carlos Condit is fighting GSP. That statement is just [...]

Not long ago I compiled a list of funny, ridiculous and just plain stupid threads I found on some well-known MMA forums. Apparently there are PLENTY of crazy statements out there, cuz I have enough for a follow up article as well. Here are some of the best (worst) thread titles found on the forums, [...]

Quit rubbin’ your eyes.  You read that right.  According to BJPENN.com, James “Ham Sandwich” Toney is back like a bad case of herpes and will be making his return against none-other than 47 year old MMA legend Ken Shamrock this fall. Also according to BJPenn.com, the fight will take place on September 23rd in El [...]

There are really no words to describe my initial reaction to Mir’s interview transcribed by MMAMania.   In it, the former interim UFC heavyweight champ claims that, and I quote: “I’m a lot bigger than (Junior) Dos Santos and I hit a lot harder. I’m a taller, longer athlete, quicker…” Well, 1 out of 4 ain’t [...]

Most everyone who reads this web site has also at some point taken a look at one of the many MMA forums and message boards out there. Sure, those forums can provide some great insight and debate, but let’s face it…they are also a breeding ground for trolls, know-it-all’s  and nuts. Here is a sampling [...]

For those of you that don’t know Chuck Wolfe, know this, he’s a self-delusional douche that’s trying to destroy the legitimacy of MMA.   Too harsh, read this.  It’s an article from MMAFighting, where douche in question Chuck Wolfe “defends” his atrocious 30-27 scorecard in the Warran vs. Galvao fight. Look, you can’t really argue [...]

In the most awesomely awesome news evah, light heavyweight Thiago Silva’s urine sample prior to UFC 125 was “inconsistent with human urine” according to the NSAC.  You remember that fight right?  It was the one where a juiced up Thiago went out and destroyed Vera’s face and then decided it would be a good idea [...]

With the UFC buying up its competition left and right, its high time that another MMA organization take center stage.  Cue Cage vs Cons, a “professional” MMA promotion that pits ex convicts against civilians, the latter coming from honorable professions such as firemen, policemen, prison guards and the like.  And I know what you’re thinking…”Fresh, [...]

In case you haven’t heard, wait, let me re-phrase that, in case you happen to be a troll living under a bridge, there is a good chance that the NFL will be delayed, or canceled all together for the 2011 season.  Why this is important to you as MMA fans is simple; NFL malcontent and [...]

WTF: Rampage vs. Toney? Dear God no.

Posted: January 6, 2011 in WTF!?

I don’t understand why top-level MMA fighters are still falling victim to Toney’s acerbic tongue.  Toney clearly showed the world that he doesn’t belong anywhere near an MMA ring, air-tapping to a choke in the 1st round by The Natural last August, yet here I am 5 months later writing about his fat ass.  I resent it! In an interview with Fight Hype, Toney has decided [...]