Jon Fitch probably wraps his credit cards in aluminum foil. And he should. That’s exactly how the government keeps tabs on you…so says my 85 year old grandfather and all his equally ancient and equally paranoid friends. GPS? Government tracking devices. Cell phones? Government tracking devices. Addresses and zip codes? Government tracking devices. Bottom line…the government hates all humans, especially Jon Fitch.
Actually I’m not exactly sure that’s how Fitch thinks, but based on this tirade about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, he sounds an awful lot like the homeless dude shouting about the end of the world. In a completely random outburst, which started innocently enough—the interviewer asking him to share where his fans can follow him—he vented about the ills of Facebook. Kinda weird. Here’s what he told Bloody Elbow.
“I don’t have a Facebook, and the last thing I’ll say is everyone else should cancel their Facebook, because it’s criminally spying on us and it’s helping the government spy on us. The owner of that organization is a horrible person who is promoting fracking and putting a lot of money into poisoning our country. Basically, in my opinion, he hates children. Anyone who supports fracking is a child hater. I just want to put that out there. That’s my little political outburst.”
Jesus Fitch…you need to fucking relax!